I LOVE TO TRICK MYSELF INTO EATING HEALTHY! IT'S FUN, AND IT'S A SIGN OF IMMENSE MENTAL STRENGTH.
OH, WHAT'S THIS YOU SAY? WHY, IT SURE LOOKS PRETTY!
YEAH! THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS PRETTY! I CALL IT "GIVE YOUR MOM/DAD A BLACK EYE UNTIL SHE/HE MAKES YOU AN AWESOME SALAD BLACK-EYED PEAS SALAD."
MAYBE IT'S A LENGTHY NAME, BUT IT SURE DOES MAKE UP FOR PRONOUNCING ALL THOSE SYLLABLES WITH ITS AWESOME TASTE. THE BEST PART IS IT'S LIKE NO CALORIES. SO YOU'RE ALMOST STARVING YOURSELF! J/K J/K. STRONG PEOPLE DON'T STARVE THEMSELVES, 'CAUSE THEN THEY CAN'T BEAT UP POTENTIAL ASSAILANTS.
Recipe:
A can of black eyed peas
Some balsamic vinegar (two tblspoons)
Garlic, two cloves
Onions, a cup-ish?
Tomato, a cup-ish?
A cup of water!
Step One: Take an Ambien. This will make the process much more fun.
Step Two: Strain your black-eyed peas and cut up your cloves of garlic.
Step Three: Put the garlic, the cup of water, and the black-eyed peas into a pot and let simmer for TEN minutes.
Step Four: Go outside and smoke a cigarette for TEN MINUTES
Step Five: Your peas are done! Mix them into a bowl with the tomatoes, onions, and vinegar! Cover the bowl and CHILL THEM OUT overnight.
Step Six: The next day, put your mixture, which is now so delicious, over a salad. I guess you could use this as a dip for chips, but that's not very healthy! But whatever, it doesn't matter; either way you are STRONG!!!
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