Monday, July 11, 2011
Morning Rally
my goal today is to turn these lower-case letters into ALL CAPS, the way every strong person should type. i need strength! and support! to get through this hellishly boring grad class.
LET'S TURN THAT FROWN INTO STRONG!
Sunday, July 10, 2011
GUESS WHAT?
I LOVE TO TRICK MYSELF INTO EATING HEALTHY! IT'S FUN, AND IT'S A SIGN OF IMMENSE MENTAL STRENGTH.
OH, WHAT'S THIS YOU SAY? WHY, IT SURE LOOKS PRETTY!
YEAH! THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS PRETTY! I CALL IT "GIVE YOUR MOM/DAD A BLACK EYE UNTIL SHE/HE MAKES YOU AN AWESOME SALAD BLACK-EYED PEAS SALAD."
MAYBE IT'S A LENGTHY NAME, BUT IT SURE DOES MAKE UP FOR PRONOUNCING ALL THOSE SYLLABLES WITH ITS AWESOME TASTE. THE BEST PART IS IT'S LIKE NO CALORIES. SO YOU'RE ALMOST STARVING YOURSELF! J/K J/K. STRONG PEOPLE DON'T STARVE THEMSELVES, 'CAUSE THEN THEY CAN'T BEAT UP POTENTIAL ASSAILANTS.
Recipe:
A can of black eyed peas
Some balsamic vinegar (two tblspoons)
Garlic, two cloves
Onions, a cup-ish?
Tomato, a cup-ish?
A cup of water!
Step One: Take an Ambien. This will make the process much more fun.
Step Two: Strain your black-eyed peas and cut up your cloves of garlic.
Step Three: Put the garlic, the cup of water, and the black-eyed peas into a pot and let simmer for TEN minutes.
Step Four: Go outside and smoke a cigarette for TEN MINUTES
Step Five: Your peas are done! Mix them into a bowl with the tomatoes, onions, and vinegar! Cover the bowl and CHILL THEM OUT overnight.
Step Six: The next day, put your mixture, which is now so delicious, over a salad. I guess you could use this as a dip for chips, but that's not very healthy! But whatever, it doesn't matter; either way you are STRONG!!!
OH, WHAT'S THIS YOU SAY? WHY, IT SURE LOOKS PRETTY!
YEAH! THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS PRETTY! I CALL IT "GIVE YOUR MOM/DAD A BLACK EYE UNTIL SHE/HE MAKES YOU AN AWESOME SALAD BLACK-EYED PEAS SALAD."
MAYBE IT'S A LENGTHY NAME, BUT IT SURE DOES MAKE UP FOR PRONOUNCING ALL THOSE SYLLABLES WITH ITS AWESOME TASTE. THE BEST PART IS IT'S LIKE NO CALORIES. SO YOU'RE ALMOST STARVING YOURSELF! J/K J/K. STRONG PEOPLE DON'T STARVE THEMSELVES, 'CAUSE THEN THEY CAN'T BEAT UP POTENTIAL ASSAILANTS.
Recipe:
A can of black eyed peas
Some balsamic vinegar (two tblspoons)
Garlic, two cloves
Onions, a cup-ish?
Tomato, a cup-ish?
A cup of water!
Step One: Take an Ambien. This will make the process much more fun.
Step Two: Strain your black-eyed peas and cut up your cloves of garlic.
Step Three: Put the garlic, the cup of water, and the black-eyed peas into a pot and let simmer for TEN minutes.
Step Four: Go outside and smoke a cigarette for TEN MINUTES
Step Five: Your peas are done! Mix them into a bowl with the tomatoes, onions, and vinegar! Cover the bowl and CHILL THEM OUT overnight.
Step Six: The next day, put your mixture, which is now so delicious, over a salad. I guess you could use this as a dip for chips, but that's not very healthy! But whatever, it doesn't matter; either way you are STRONG!!!
Willkommen!
Guess what, you guys?
STRONG CAMP IS BACK! YEAH!
Here I am, looking particularly fierce this morning--nay, afternoon--with my ARMY STRONG coffee mug, my strong coffee, and a fake bird (used for hunting--strong!).
I am totally okay with not waking up until noon, being too pale, and having smudged eyeliner from the night before!
WHAT ARE YOU OKAY WITH, LADIES? GGRRRRRR.
STRONG CAMP IS BACK! YEAH!
Here I am, looking particularly fierce this morning--nay, afternoon--with my ARMY STRONG coffee mug, my strong coffee, and a fake bird (used for hunting--strong!).
I am totally okay with not waking up until noon, being too pale, and having smudged eyeliner from the night before!
WHAT ARE YOU OKAY WITH, LADIES? GGRRRRRR.
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